Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Twelve Days Of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas,
the holidays gave to me,
one middle-aged woman that hit on us while sitting in a pub.

On the second day of Christmas,
the holidays gave to me,
two poker-addicted friends starting to develop a gambling habit,
and one middle-aged woman that hit on us while sitting in a pub.

On the third day of Christmas,
the holidays gave to me,
three days of insanely boring work during the holidays,
two poker-addicted friends starting to develop a gambling habit,
and one middle-aged woman that hit on us while sitting in a pub.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
the holidays gave to me,
four main dishes and four side-dishes during the Christmas dinner extravaganza,
three days of insanely boring work during the holidays,
two poker-addicted friends starting to develop a gambling habit,
and one middle-aged woman that hit on us while sitting in a pub.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
the holidays gave to me,
five pounds gained in weight because of the Christmas dinner extravaganza,
four main dishes and four side-dishes during the Christmas dinner extravaganza,
three days of insanely boring work during the holidays,
two poker-addicted friends starting to develop a gambling habit,
and one middle-aged woman that hit on us while sitting in a pub.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
the holidays gave to me,

...

aww, forget it. This song takes waaaaaay too long.


Merry Christmas and a Happy Newyear!

5 comments:

Taraa said...

HAHAHAHA!!!!
I saw really curious to read it till the end and see where it went!! Sheesh

LOL

:-D

Did the holiday really give u 5 pounds of weight???

Your poker addicted bro said...

On the sixth day of Christmas,
the holidays gave to me,
A road trip to the arcade hal,
five pounds gained in weight because of the Christmas dinner extravaganza,
four main dishes and four side-dishes during the Christmas dinner extravaganza,
three days of insanely boring work during the holidays,
two poker-addicted friends starting to develop a gambling habit,
and one middle-aged woman that hit on us while sitting in a pub.

Lol, hilarisch. :D

Jackson said...

I admit I ran out of ideas to do, but seriously, whoever came up with this song? It contains like only two lines and then repeats with just one new line each verse... If it's like that, I can make songs too!

... Ok, I guess I can't after all, since I stopped at six, but still... And no, I don't really gain that much weight, I'm pretty consistent. But it felt like I ate 5 pounds, that counts too, right? :P


@Bro:
On the sixth day of Christmas,
the holidays gave to me,
six hours' of driving in a ridiculously small car to arrive at a beach in the middle of winter! Why the hell are we going to a beach in the middle of winter!! More importantly, why am I even going along with this... I'm such a pushover...

Lin said...

Sounds like you had lots of fun!

Jackson said...

Major sleep deprevation, three hangovers, stressing deadlines and the main party still to come... Yeah I'm having a blast